No Action in the movie line;
this one’s a wrap!
Ahead, four de Caprio girls
dumb-blonding me blue,
(even the brunettes)
Big kohl eyes slant javelin glances
at baggy-pant dudes.
I slant my own dull javelin, and it sticks in two crones
at Cineplex doors, on their way out, so to speak,
all done with early shows.
This plot is thick – real characters!
though truth be told, they pass for Church Ladies.
(pull-on pants, white hair).
But at least they know their lines.
They work the crowd in “period” dress.
(I envy them their dedication to the project)
I nearly yell, “Cut!” and “Print!”
I want to steal their dog-eared scripts,
and learn some lines myself.